kate gosselin

Kate. Oh. Kate. I hear ya, honey. I hear ya. Could your ex be more of a douche bag? Now, with that said, you should know that I never side with women during split ups. Ever. I don't know why, I think it's a flaw on my part, but it's true. I always feel like the woman is usually the cause of the break up, no matter what the situation is. I know, I know....you're all throwing banana peels at the computer screen. I can't explain my theories, I just think for the most part, women are whiny, bitchy nags and guys are ..... guys.



Anyway, so this is all new for me. I'm siding with the wife. Their whole...situation reminds me of like when a couple is dating for a year or so during high school or college and when they break up, the guy is like, "Oh yeah? Oh yeah?....I don't have to listen to you, I don't have to do what you say. Lookie me, lookie me---I can go out with whomever I like". Oh, okay, Jon----you're quite the man. Ugh. And when did a balding Asian man become all the rage? Puh-lease. He just learned how to smoke 2 weeks ago. He thinks he's the poster boy for Ed Hardy (Oh, and FYI....I've just been to Vegas and every other toothless wonder was wearing an Ed Hardy shirt. The fad is over, people).



I know how I would feel if Jason and I broke up and I had to stay home with my kids while he gallivanted around NYC, took lavish vacations with sluts and lived in a $5,000/month apartment. Oooohhh, I'd be pissssssed! Jon's all reliving his 20's and whatnot. Waaa Waaa Waaa. No one held a gun to his head and forced him to marry and procreate 8 times in 5 years. (pssst...actually I DO think that there was a gun to his head. Shhhhh)



Nevertheless, I think he's a loser and I'd love nothing more if we'd all stop following his every move. It's just feeding into his ego.



I will put the kibosh on this blog with this one last little tid bit. I had a dream two nights ago that Jason died and I had no other choice but to move in with kate. I'm here to say---she is not easy to live with. We were both crying over dinner one night [over our current situations] and then she yelled at me for getting mascara on her linen napkins. How funny that in my dream I had absolutely no other option, but to move in with Kate Gosselin. That is one scorned woman. ....And what's up with continuing to wear that hideous, marquis wedding ring? He gone, girrrrl. That boy is gone. Take off that pitiful excuse for a diamond and get on with your bad self. (just take your criticism & controlling tendencies down a notch) You be awight.



And while I'm on the subject of TLC, have you noticed that Michelle Duggar and her homely daughter in law have updated their looks (a tad)? They still wear denim jumpers and their hair is still hopelessly long, but at least their bangs are tamed and that's a big start. I think she read m' blog. Thanks, Shell!

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LB