Why I'm banned from the YMCA

After a rigorous Legs, Gluts & Abs class, or as us girls call it, "LGA", I stopped by the kid zone to pick up my kids. The worker lady immediately stops me, which is weird, because they rarely acknowledge me. She points to my 3 year old and says, "Ummmmm". I said, "Oh God".

Here's how the rest of the conversation went:

YMCA lady: Yeah. He, uh, pulled down his pants in front of about 30 kids and put legos on his penis.
Me: And?
YMCA lady: that's it.
Me: Did you throw it away?
YMCA lady: No.
Me: He's not right.
Gabe: I'm not right.

Then we left.

And everyone knows the YMCA frowns on legos on penis'!!! This is why I think I'm banned from the YMCA.