And other benefits of childbirth

Here’s a secret. Very, very often, when I go on my father-in-law’s trampoline, I pee my pants on the jump up. I don’t know why. I’ve learned not to wear skirts or shorts on the old tramp. I don’t know if it’s a girl thing, or a child birth thing, or an old age thing, or what….but it’s troublesome. Try laughing, sneezing, running, coughing, jump roping, etc. after you turn 40. It's a real scream when you actually listen to the Depends commercials at this stage of the game. I'm doing everything I can think of to fight the signs of aging, but until they make depends that wear like a thong, my MILF jeans aren't looking, well MILFy. Why didn't I listen when they said "do your kegels?"....I'm definetly telling my daughter to do them daily. She's 14. She'll love me for it!