People we LOVE

See...we're not always mean and hateful, sometimes we're very loving.


1. People who card us. This doesn't happen often, at all... but when it does, I want to kiss that person. With tongue.


2. Pharmacists. We really don't show these people enough appreciation for their dedication. In fact, I'm going to google my pharmacist right now, find out where he lives and bring him a fruit bouquet. Grease his palm a little, if you catch my drift, heh, heh, heh


3. Children who swear. There is nothing, I mean nothing more adorable than a child who properly uses a swear word in the right context. Ooooh, it's just darling!


4. Monica Lewinsky. This may puzzle you. People, she is famous for blowing the President of the United States of America. Get down with your bad self girl!


5. Miguel. Miguel worked at the Bugan Villas in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. I'm sure he started working there when he was 14 and he is now 65. My husband and I have stayed at this resort 3 times and I'll be damned if Miguel wasn't still standing there each time waiting to take our drink orders.


6. Kathy Griffin. She's not only funny (VERY FUNNY) but she throws popularity to the wind just for a good laugh. You've got to love her chutzpah. She offends everyone and couldn't care less. My personal mantra is "F&$K 'em if they can't take a joke". I think she shares the same mantra. She's my mostly companion---although she doesn't know it yet.


7. David & Amy Sedaris. He's queer, she's insane. We believe my mother gave them up for adoption some 40 years ago. His writings depict an extremely dysfunctional family, but he has the articulation to draw humor from it. (Obviously we love him) And Amy, well, she's just plain silly.


8. People who start sentences by saying, "You didn't hear this from me, but...." Oooooh, I just love this person!


9. People who think Lee is actually my mother. Hee heee. She'll kill me for that one, but it really does make me happy.


10. Chelsea Handler. She's sassy, she tells it like it is, she's sarcastic, she's intelligent. I want to be her.