chicka chicka bow bow

I live in a neighborhood with approximately 1100 homes. For the most part, my "circle of friends" live right here in the neighborhood. Often I go for bike rides or long walks during the day, like when my kids are at school or what have you. I can't help but ride by a lot of my friends homes, it's not like I'm stalking them for Pete's sake. But, how immature am I that EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I see both the husband's and wife's car in the driveway at the same time, I say to myself, "chicka chicka bow bow". How gay. What, am I 12? Not to mention that a lot of my girlfriend's husbands have home offices, so why my mind immediately goes to sordid thoughts is beyond me. GROW UP!!!!! Like everyone is having nooners day in, day out.... right! Not likely. I also do the chicka chicka bow bow thing when I'm on the phone with a girlfriend during the day and her husband comes home unexpectedly, "--Oh, Mark just got home"....and then, me "Ohhhhhh....chicka chicka bow bow, someone-came-home-for-a-nooner", I'll sing. I've said it once, I'll say it again. I embarrass myself. I'm not sure how I have any friends, I can barely stand myself. Well, that's not entirely true. Sometimes I totally crack myself up.