He makes so many stupid jokes/comments, etc... I don't EVEN have the strawn-th to recollect every single one of them, but here are a few of his greatest hits.
1. Me: I feel so lethargic, I think I need some protein. Jason: I've got some protein for you. (there are many, many, many variations to this comment----basically anything with the words, hard, taste, box, cans, stick, in, bend, deep, choke, gag, mouth, facial, pearls, hand, finger, fist or come will elicit a 4th grade response).
2. Jason: Honey, have you seen my shoes? Me: Gee, have you checked the shoe closet. (He asks me if I've seen his Tiger's hat, wallet, keys, Tiger's jersey, etc at least hourly---it might be my biggest pet peeve because he won't LOOK for any of these items). I will usually tell him that my uterus is not his personal tracking device.
3. What state is Delaware in? I almost visited an attorney that day.
4. Me, folding piles and piles of clean clothes, fresh out of the dryer. Jason: Well, what do you have going on here???? Me: I was folding clothes, but now I'm answering obvious questions.
5. Me, starting the dishwasher and turning on the light above the stove (the tell tale sign that the kitchen is clean and closed). Jason: Ok, what do you need help with?
6. (Upon my returning home from the store) Jason: Do you have any change for me? (isn't he adorable)?
7. Are you hungry? (Is the pope Catholic)?
8. Pregnant with my firstborn, we're discussing potential boy names Jason: How about Vito .....no? Then, how about Victor? Donovan? Again, I almost visited an attorney that afternoon.
9. He calls home from work in the middle of the day......Jason: Whatcha doin' honey, watching Oprah? Ooooh, them are fightin' words!
10. We were finishing our basement and discussing what furniture would go where. He sets up the pub table and bar stools and declares that this will be where my "Ladies of the Month" club will take place. What exactly does he think I do all day? For the record, I'm in no such club. Actually, this story isn't so much stupid as it is cute.
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#10... maybe he was referring to HIS ladies of the month club. I'm thinking strippers and beer, not so much your sewing circle.
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